Craptions Classics February 21, 2007

And the day came when Todd's lawn grew tired of Miracle-Gro, and developed a new taste... for children.

Menthol

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Although strapped with several pounds of weed on him , Sanchez was really smuggling bicycles across the border.

Dassin

Treebeard was always ashamed of his midget son Shrubwisker.

T-Bone

A rolling stone gathers no moss. A rolling bicycle on the other hand...

ThisGuy

Other then a little teasing in school, Swamp Thing had a normal childhood.

Kyle

The French Army started issuing bicycles to its snipers with mixed results.

hkdharmon

"I'm afraid you have a malignant growth."
"I have cancer?!"
"Well... what's your second guess?"

Iluvatar

"... I AM NEVER TAKING YOUR FUCKING 'SHORTCUT' EVER AGAIN."

cs5

It was always 'STAY OFF OF THE fucking GRASS' but nobody had told the grass to stay off of Phil.

bigmentalross

Bike through the Forbidden Woods, you said.
It's a quick, harmless shortcut, you said.

I hate you and everything you stand for.

le douche

Chasing a dream his father said was foolish, Sloppy Shrub peddled towards England to become a beautifully sculptured maze hedge.

MrColtrain

After years of neglect from his father, Swamp Thing learns to ride a bike... alone.

Evilman

"Run forest! RUN"

Infinity_Demon

For grass monsters is hard to get a drive license

LionelH

Hey look it's a bush inpersonator.

Infinity_Demon
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