Craptions Classics February 12, 2007

"All right, now put the car in park and tell me what you did wrong."

Stu

Other Craptions

"You're kidding me! This is a handicapped spot as well?"

cs5

After the boss threatened to fire him if he was late just once more, Ted decided to do whatever it took to make it to his desk on time.

crowman

Sorry sir, but if you read the sign, parking is one floor up.

Strokovich

Superheroes rarely, if ever, consider the consequences of their ultimate battles and showdowns.

Iluvatar

Airport security was just too much for the Taliban, but car rentals are easy...

Caleb

With the long-awaited release of 08 Chevy Skyscraper, General Motors completely revolutionized the concept of a "hybrid car" by fusing a four-door sedan with a 92-story building.

Laramore and Bartholomew

While returning from the future, Doc forgot that the freeway didn't exist in 1985.

Lance Awesome

INSANE STUNT BONUS!

Distance: 320ft Height: 42ft Rotation 24

Rodney

This is the twenty-first century, dammit! Where are my flying...

Oh.

Nightward

As the crowd gathered to inspect the corpse of the red car, the black car tryed to sneak away from the scene of the crime

Manny Calavera

"Okay, fine- you did it. This still doesn't prove your ridiculous theory."

Skrode

David's indoor Car Parking lot was much closer than was first anticipated.

RyanPalmz

"Goddamn taxi drivers... I said the THIRD FLOOR!!"

Thomas Calnan

michael schumacher didnt think much of his new ferrari!!

josh__l
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