Craptions Classics February 11, 2007

On reflection, both men agreed that the tanks had looked far more threatening in the aerial photographs.

Bob Dole

Other Craptions

"Snake....We know you're in there!"

OneeyedPirate

Step One: Cut a Hole in the Box...

DW

The Swedes have developed an environmental friendly main battle tank. They expect to win the war on pollution but lose all other forms of warfare.

Dreew

Realizing that their sticks were no match for double-corrugated cardboard, the French surrendered even more quickly than anybody expected.

Splinky

Am I a man dreaming there is a tank on my head, or am I a tank dreaming there is a man up my ass?

fordprefect

Despite their Blitzkrieg tactics, the big Hobo Revolution of 2008 was brutally subdued

zinger

The Boston police spring to action, stopping what they believe to be an Iranian invasion in its tracks.

Horus

While Ivan distracted the protester, Dimitri placed the "I love capitalism" bumper sticker on his back.

ChuckDuck

The army really went tits up after Blairs budget cuts

Josh

Due to their Nuclear Program, North Korea had to make some budget cuts in their other divisions.

The Infinite Bathtub

Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?

Rat Boy

Sadly, anarchy is poorly funded these days.

scaryface

We shall win the war on recycling!

Phalanx

The economic reality of the Cold War still weigh heavily on the Russian military.

Murph the Surf
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