Craptions Classics February 08, 2007

"I don't know who has my body, Officer, but I CAN tell you that they are sexually assualting me as we speak."

The Admiral

Other Craptions

Jeff knew his body was close by, he could feel it. And apparently so could someone else.

jakobi711

Einstein once asked how crazy things would get if you accelerated a train up to the speed of light and then shot a bullet off it. The answer, apparently, is pretty damn crazy.

reefer

"Yesterday, my body didn't seem so far away"

Jeremy

"Oh...Oh yeah. He's definately right-handed, officer"

The Admiral (an alternate caption)

"Help! I need some body."

Dobbie

There you go Pinochio, you're a real boy! Hangon, OH SHI-

Disn

Somewhere, "You must be THIS TALL to ride the train" went horribly wrong.

Axiomatic

Thank you for choosing realdoll.com. Your life-size silicone "Paul McCartney" will arrive at 5:34pm in front of the Hyde Park stop. Head is detachable, as requested.

thetanman

It suddenly became apparent exactly why Jeremy should keep his arms and legs inside the train at all times.

Iluvatar

Psst.. Want some head?

ben

Sir Paul was always a big Futurama fan, and was glad to donate his body in the pursuit of Medical Science.

$hirley

Ignore this test me bucko!

testingagain

Except for not being on a stick, Heather got exactly what she wanted.

Assoc. of Divorce Lawyers

i knew i should have bought that "Rape alarm headband"

Gakus
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