Craptions Classics February 07, 2007

Luis and Eduardo were doomed until, out of the blue, Dr. Rico reached down and unleashed the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.


Other Craptions

"keep perfectly still," thought the bull, "remember they are probably just as scared or you..."


Jake LaMotta was horrified to see who was getting prepped in the red corner

gen sec

"EEK!! A SPIDER!!" screamed Tina.

Terrible Childhood

Matador, fans, even the bull itself were able to view the new Instant Replay, but the wait for a decision was still abysmally long


Despite Albert's best behavior, the U.S. House of Representatives was clearly not ready for Iowa's new congressman.


In a desperate attempt to get out of fighting, the bull pulled off its best impersonation of a homosexual man.

Mr Peanut

Hey, I paid good money for this seat. You guys BETTER get out of here!


"Amateur Night" finally came! Esteban tossed his bull into the ring, and scrambled over the wall...

Hernando Corsage

See, I told you the bull was stupid. He still hasn't learned how to roll over no matter how hard I push him.

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