Craptions Classics January 21, 2007

If you can think of a more humane way to make Baby Wine, by all means, be my guest.

Dobbie

Other Craptions

And yet, PETA was just fine with this.

JabberBody

Left foot, Asian baby? Are you sure that's how to play Twister?

Horatio

Misunderstanding American culture, Jose didn't realize that daredevil acts were supposed to be dangerous to him.

Iluvatar

Everyone knew Jesus could walk on water, but most did not know about his cousin eddie who could walk on babies

Phillyblunt

...at some point the Chinese got very imaginative with their population control methods.

OneeyedPirate

Nike: Just Do It

ohshit

And that why Sarah Jessica Parker's face looks like it does today.

Joe

"Pshh Thatís nothing in my day we used to jump 12 babies"
Thought Juan.

Jawz

...And now here's Kenny Blankenship with the MxC Most Painful Elimination of the Day.

Skrode

The town watched nervously as the pederast trap claimed its first victim.

Belberith

this man narrowly misses being hit by an out of control vehicle driven by under age youths.

mr p

you can see how much japeto loved his children....their bath toys where a kettle and a toaster..

yct

STUPID BABIES!!!

nikshane

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