Craptions Classics January 15, 2007

Sally smirked as she rolled up the window, the trap was a success...

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Other Craptions

Every year, the Amish enter the Demolition Derby, with gruesome results.

Choco Taco

Braaaaaaaains...
No no no, Chester, tell them we want hay.
Oh, right right - Haaaaaaaayyyyy....

Iluvatar

The tiger portion of the safari, however, would not yield such happy photographs.

cs5

No, you give ME a ride.

Moditters

Tammy reached to unlock the door, 'Two hot studs at the same time?' she thought, 'I'm not passing this up!'

Blindeye

The wolf's costumes had to get more ingenius as little red riding hood got smarter.

Miggy

Unlike sport hunters, little Angela knew the easy way to get wall mount worthy heads.

DeathPirate

"A WHAT ate your baby?"

Mattfish

"License and registration, please."
"Sorry, I can't seem to find it anywhere..."
"Oh, no need to worry, the baby will do just fine. Stay out of trouble, now."

Wasn't Me

the car has 500 horsepower!
note: some assembly required...

DJH

All we need now is the blood of the two headed Horse of Galanak. Go now, Hercules.

whereyousee

Quick as a flash, the horse saw Jessie's eye-poking stance and dodged to the left, matrix style.

Hando

girl: "mommy can we keep them"
horse:"quick get out before she says yes"

slamalamadingdong

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