Craptions Classics January 14, 2007

Celebration, as the aliens returned the miscellaneous socks they had mysteriously beamed out of our clothes dryers all these years.

Jolosolo

Other Craptions

After 6 hours of non-stop rain-dancing to alleviate the drought, the townsfolk realised they have been doing the wrong dance after all.

Hatta Ong

I said STOCK market - you idiots!!!

Fret

When the Rapture occurred, no one was really surprised that their socks were holier than them.

Photon X

While everyone else was distracted by magical socks dropping out of the sky, Jim slyly reached up and touched the statue of Athena's boob.

Sea Monster

Everyone stared in awe at Jim's mastery of the force.

bright

Normally, the sock is a solitary hunter. But when confronted with large groups of prey, some species will swoop down as a pack.

Kyle

So long, and thanks for all the fabric softener.

stro

Everyone was caught off guard by the eleventh plague.

AF

Due to all their babies being dead from starvation the north korean remake of superman got off to an inauspicious start.

tomnd

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gdlpwakorw

apart from that, the British and American voting system's pretty much the same.

Ollie

"If I could have everyone's attention, please. I've got something that will knock your socks off."

Torvik
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