Craptions Classics January 06, 2007

Evident to everyone but himself, frank the alligator was not actually a chameleon.

Phil

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For Mike, a flaming bag of dogshit simply wasn't good enough.

Sean

With Steve Irwin gone, the crocodiles were free to terrorize suburbia once again.

Iluvatar

Unfortunatly, this Jehova's witness didn't make it indoors before 2 a.m., revealing his true form.

kdizzle

You thought you could escape me by retiring? Think again, Hook!

*ticktockticktock*

reefer

Claw returns to the swamp of his birth, only to find it changed.

sneakatack

Finally, the gator collapsed against his house and wept. His life was empty.

Pac-Man

In a world that didn't understand, an alligator and a house explore a love that defied tradition, species, and even logic.

Tiresias Jackson

The guard-bird was subsequently fired.

88k

When the spell broke, Gator Bob stopped dancing, astonished that she was not in fact a princess, but a two-bedroom, two-bath house with nary a pool or basement.

gunghofriends

The Jones' new theft-deterrent system was subtle, yet effective.

asdf

Try the new Jizz Cola

randychico

George knew he had to make this sale, his record thus far had been disapointing

jizzmonkey

"Don't be silly Timmy. Alligators can't ring the doorbell. Now go and answer the door."

mikmcmik

I told you, Frank, people are going to be afraid to wipe their feet on that thing. You could have at least killed it first.

Jesus Valdovinos
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