Hours later, a huge tsunami wiped out North America.
The world championships for The-floor-is-made-of-lava.
Ha, I didn't say "Simon says," you all lose.
Santa outsources the pulling his sleigh to the cheaper Chinese.
Using the logic 'white men can't jump' was a fool proof plan for discovering english spies in their ranks!
The stealth camoflague worked well on the Armored Personnel Carrier, but not so much on the Personnel themselves...
Land mines were never a problem for the members of the elite Chinese Special Operations Group.
Korean soldiers are not born, or trained; they spring from the ground, fully formed and in perfect sqaud lines.
Overmind: “The cross breeding of North Korean grunts and Zerg Mutalisk was showing signs of progress.”
Everyone was excited as Steve Miller Band played fly like an eagle... except for one
With a loud bang from the starter pistol, the annual longest fart contest began. "This is my year" thought Hiro as he was clearly "in the zone".
The Japanese Kamikaze pilots got more fame, but they never had the same adrenaline rush as the parachutists.
Now that my anti-gravity ray is complete, I'll finally DESTROY CAPTAIN AMERICA!
Bwahh ha ha ha HAAA!
"Hold it, hoooooold it..."