Craptions Classics January 01, 2007

Hours later, a huge tsunami wiped out North America.

Horatio

Other Craptions

The world championships for The-floor-is-made-of-lava.

Iluvatar

Ha, I didn't say "Simon says," you all lose.

Zip

Santa outsources the pulling his sleigh to the cheaper Chinese.

Ludolph the Led Nosed Leindeer

Using the logic 'white men can't jump' was a fool proof plan for discovering english spies in their ranks!

SmakDaddy

The stealth camoflague worked well on the Armored Personnel Carrier, but not so much on the Personnel themselves...

General Tsao

INVISIBLE BUS!

Anonymous

Land mines were never a problem for the members of the elite Chinese Special Operations Group.

Rabid

Korean soldiers are not born, or trained; they spring from the ground, fully formed and in perfect sqaud lines.

Stu

Overmind: “The cross breeding of North Korean grunts and Zerg Mutalisk was showing signs of progress.”

T-Bone

Everyone was excited as Steve Miller Band played fly like an eagle... except for one

JeffDeezy

With a loud bang from the starter pistol, the annual longest fart contest began. "This is my year" thought Hiro as he was clearly "in the zone".

Jeff The MAn The Myth The Legend

The Japanese Kamikaze pilots got more fame, but they never had the same adrenaline rush as the parachutists.

Jeremy

Now that my anti-gravity ray is complete, I'll finally DESTROY CAPTAIN AMERICA!

Bwahh ha ha ha HAAA!

Yellow Menace

"Hold it, hoooooold it..."

hamod
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