Craptions Classics December 21, 2006

NO NO NO!
I said, "Summon SATAN'S minions!"

Bandit

Other Craptions

Santa's army laughed in contempt, and turned left anyway.

RB

Jimmy didn't think his mom could really cancel Christmas...and he certainly didn't think of the devastating socioeconomic repercussions.

Horus

With the arrival of spring, the flock of mall Santas began their seasonal migration north, toward cooler climates.

Pilomotor

The Red Army siezed the West with relative ease in an unprecedented sneak attack.

MM

The line at the unemployment office on December 26th was always the longest and most depressing.

Oracle

Coal no longer cutting it, this year Santa sends out his entire staff to personally deal with the Naughty.

crowman

Since downsizing the big red sack to smaller, more portable backpacks, more Santas were needed. It was merely a matter of logistics.

The Machine

After being hand raised in captivity for the previous 11 months the Santas are released into the wild to fend for themselves.

Rabid

Sarah could restrain herself no longer, her Santa fantasy was about to come true.

balderdash

It's a Yule tide!

BlueJustice

...and so they marched. The battle of North Pole was about to begin.

General Lee

I hate these Where's Waldo Books.

Loderunner

The Robo Santa Finally cloned enough Robo santas to kill everyone in New York

Bedop193

For the sequel to "V for Vendetta", the producers chose to center their script on a more mainstream holiday than Guy Fawkes' Day.

Dick
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