In a world of bald and balding men, the one with hair is king.
"But midnight is so early. Can't I stay till morning?" asked Cinderella.
The Fairy Godmother grimaced. "Trust me, dear, you do NOT want to stay till morning."
A Republican's Idea Of The Average Same-Sex Marriage
...in hindsight we all knew that this was where the WWE would end up.
Tonight on Pimp My Gimp...
Thor is less... impressive... than I thought.
Towards the end, the Roman Empire's mighty war machine was no longer the unstoppable force it had once been.
Thankfully, the rest of the parade was not captured on film.
'Gimp-gimp, how do I avoid the traffic congestion up ahead? Gimp-gimp, should I go left or right at this junction? Gimp-gimp, should I wash my hair again?'
"Yes, these two are ready to adopt a child," thought the Average Democrat.
In mother Russia, Car drives you!
This year's Santa Claus parade frightened and confused many.
Shit I'm not gonna win this race. My horse is a gimp
4 fast 4 Furious: Sexual Orientation Drift
In this alternate universe record store clerks are treated as kings!