Craptions Classics November 13, 2006

If you turn up the heat slowly enough, clowns don't know they are being boiled to death.

tenzig

Other Craptions

The following year, the committee agreed that "botched face lift" did not qualify as a disability and the synchronized swimming team was banned from the Special Olympics.

Splinky

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Bandit

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Dmo

Just then, the LSD kicked in, and the swimmers found their hands to be absolutely amazing.

Edd

The Australian Anus Eel was rare, but the bane of any Olympic swimming team.

elcamino

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all?

Teh_sex

"It's a BabyRuth bar!!! Everyone out of the water!!"

Hoof Hearted

The All Pinks, the international synchronised swimming team of New Zealand, perform the first and only ever attempt at a poolside haka.

sidz

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE CRAPTION BY "the admiral" IS FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!

reaper

Thanks, I do try.

The Admiral

Taken one second after the eight-woman team discovered that there was an octopus in the pool. A frisky octopus.

JamesBarlow

No caption, just.. holy fucking shit they're scary.

anaughtybear

Beans for breakfast anyone?

emossy
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