Craptions Classics November 11, 2006

When he came to his senses, Dave was covered in snakes and apparently married.

Senor Taco

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Say, can you tell us where the lady thats giving away free kittens is set up?

7THSON

"I don't know. This human makes me look fat. Let me try yours on for second."

Tetraform

"Look at my cool watch"

Celestial Gold

Caught up in the glea that a girl was actually holding his anaconda, David didn't realize that she had an anaconda of her own.

Tiger Army

Bling, hoes, and exotic animals; Jim's hip-hop career was on the rise fo sho.

Too much

I AM TIRED OF ALL THESE SNAKES ON THIS MOTH-..er, did we land?

Folcwyn

The snakes are fine, it's the tape worm hanging out of his trousers that is disgusting.

SABS

No one dared to tell Jerry's girlfriend that she was unattractive.

Especially not Jerry.

Lawnmover Man

ya....thats right....its [[my]] snake.....have to rap it around my leg and stuff it in my sock!

B

She wanted an annoying little dog. I wanted a pet that likes annoying little dogs

Kirra

Dave had been skeptical at the claims of the flea market owner that his necklaces were made of 'Genuine Snake Skin'
He somehwhat regreted this decision now

Bandito

STUPID BABIES!!!

nikshane

Oh muffincake! I can't make up my mind! Let's just take them both!!

...in fact, let's keep them in the bedroom ;-)

babysaxplaya

Chick- "hey honey, want to knwo the difference between me and you? I make this look good!"

Killa
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