Craptions Classics November 09, 2006

Despite Jabba's constant pruning attempts, the Great Pit of Carkoon was considerably less intimidating in the springtime.

Quillicit

Other Craptions

In retrospect, Stargate SG-1 was a stupid idea for a parade theme.

Haschel Cedricson

After all these years, the Dutch had finally taken it too far. Their tulip mountain grew and grew until it finally collapsed into a singularity.

mike hunt

Sauron made sure that no one would ever know about his other "flaming" Eye.

yeayeatrutru

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

scrub

During Mother Nature’s gynecological exam the doctors could help but comment that her vagina was the nicest smelling vagina they had worked on in a long time.

T-Bone

I told you Chlamydia sounded like a flower.

The Admiral

As the setbuilders continued their work, they began to suspect that the next "Indiana Jones" movie was going to be kind of a letdown.

Pac-Man

THEY DIVIDED BY 0 YOU SAY?!

TJT

Mother Nature's colonoscopy revealed 2 small polyps wearing ballcaps that should be easily treated and were probably benign.

Hoof Hearted

The guys didn't quite seem to grasp the concept of spiraling into depression.

DeathPirate

...but it was the back of the six story float that would truly glorify Kim Jong Il's magnificent being.

George and Christina

Kubrick's parade did well with the critics, but they all mentioned it went on a little too long.

BritneysWig

Extreme Crop Circles

Kirra
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