Craptions Classics October 31, 2006

"Sun Pak, we've placed 5 beers in front of you. And just beyond them is a headset for playing Starcraft. On a scale of 1 to 5 which would you prefe---Holy Shit!"

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The famished beers voraciously attacked Chan's hand as he screamed in pain.

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"And then there were no bottles of beer on the wall!" screamed Huo as he smashed the 5 remaining bottles.

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Sun Pak repaired the broken bottles by quickly passing his hand over them.

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