Craptions Classics February 18, 2006

"Jim! We thought you were dead!"
"Nope! Trampoline!"

Senor Taco

Other Craptions

Luckily for Stewart, this incident occurred during the Beta version of base jumping, before they introduced fall damage.

Chab Gassie

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

WonkoTheSane

Unfortunately, the base jumping group's plan to spell out 'YMCA' with their bodies went awry when Brian forgot how to spell 'M'.

Linux fan

The McKenzies had finally escaped the tax collectors. But at what cost?

Karumba

It was all a ruse. The invisible escalator didn't work one bit.

cs5

At this rate, we will never make it to Mordor.

Iga

"I just wanted a huuuuuggggg....."

deh

As he crept up behind the last man, Chab laughed. He had never thought they would agree to this trip, even for his birthday - now the treasure would belong to him alone...

hellharpy

Alice wouldn't realize that she had confused her "Forever friends" pink lunch rucksack with her "My little Pony" advanced Pink Parachute until it was too late...

Palms

John's motto in life that you should "never do anything in life while wearing a parachute" eventually revealed its need for exceptions.

AmericanPapist

Their fate was decided, the user had run out of parachutes.

The Lemmings would be missed.

Nikolas

At last we know the answer to the question "if your friends all jumped off a cliff..."

hamod

Hey Ted I slept with your WIIIIFE!

thetanman

You win again, gravity!

John
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