Craptions Classics October 22, 2006

"What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bulls?"

"No, Salvador. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."

Haschel Cedricson

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As Carlos' soul returns to Earth, he begins to think a mistake has been made.

Fnord

The suicide skydiver bore down on his target. Allah would be pleased.

Crash

Phil the bull smiled to himself as he prepared to buck. This would make 562.

Gandy

This time, however, Juan's falling dream did not end in time.

Digdug

Another deleted scene from Superman Returns...

Wii_Tard

Although Cristobal's one-leggedness impeded his ability to walk and run, his ability to fly was unaffected.

Diwen

Try as he might, the bull could not dodge the crippling patented Matador Body Slam. What happened next would change his life forever.

Zarmo_the_Great

melvins new levitateing addidas would come in much more handy thatn at first expected

DR. fink

Red bull gives you ....

synack

Wait....My Wings!....ROBIN!....SAVE ME....SPLAT!....

FlAk EaTeR
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