Craptions Classics October 11, 2006

Derek had been trying to bed these 3 girls for months now, but somewhere along the road he took a wrong turn and ended up in the 'friendship zone'...

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Lily was beside herself with joy when her tall black man costume won first place.

Lawnmover Man

Here at eHarmony we match you on 29 levels of compatibility.

Lithium

When Yuffie used her magic sword to split Aeris into her gyspie lesbian and proper Englishgirl personalities, she didn't expect there would be a third "by-product"

Kim the Korean Bear

Pink is the new Black.

cs5

Spoiler: They're all men. Also two of them die.

Adjective

little did the black man realize that his was not the biggest penis there.

SlashEdgewind

One of these things is not like the other.

Arsenic

So this is what Charley Murphy is doing these days...

Jim Coyne

The circumcisers broke protocol and abandoned their masks; Horace laughed. He knew they would find nothing to cut.

Pool is NOT closed

the four musketeers, all four one, one for balls.

big hunt

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just shouldn't be.

LZuniga1369

Kareem Abdul Jabbar REALLY needs to pick his movies more carefully.

BritneysWig

*sing along* One of these things is not like the other . . . One of these things just doesn't belong . . .

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