Craptions Classics February 16, 2006

Greetings starving people of Africa. Looking for this?

Tansut

Other Craptions

Chiquita hasn't met our demands yet. Kill the next hostage.

Mulligan

The drug dealer severely regretted not being specific enough when ordering a $10000 illegal shipment of 'Colombia's finest'.

Linux fan

"No, Gwen, THIS shit is bananas."

zerotres

"If I had one banana for every dick that had been inside Paris Hilton..."

SmakDaddy

I have what I wanted... Burn the rest.

acronym

I found a banana!

bibhnarp

You like apples, huh? Well, how do you like them apples? Oh.. wait... let my try that again. No?

Chab Gassie

"Life is cruel," thought Dave, after spending 46 years building the world's first Infinite Improbability drive and then turning it on for the first time.

CerberaSpeedTwelve

Hey! A pile of fish worked on Godzilla, this King Kong trap is foolproof!

Sualocin

The Man from Del Monte - he say 'Yes!'

SandyTheGreat

Donkey Kong was becoming increasingly frustrated by the frequency that people stole his banana hoard. This was the fourth time this week...

randomperson

FIRST YOU GET THE BANANAS. THEN YOU GET THE MONEY. THEN YOU GET THE POWER. THEN... THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN.

NICK129

Come on mister tally-man, tally me banana... Daylight come and me wan' go home.

leftybigguns

That looks like a giant stick in the background! Quantity doesnt beat quality, sorry!

killa
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