Craptions Classics September 28, 2006

The last boat to the mainland had left without him. Jeffy was stranded on the Island of Obscure Metaphors.

Hobos in Space

Other Craptions

Santa walking a shark how absurd, said the man walking the sand.

noobtastic

Not good enough to be Pope, huh? He'd show them. He'd show them all.

Manitou

Who says Lost is going downhill?

Neener

Things haven't been the same for Spielberg since War of the World bombed at the box office. But the first leaked stills of Jaws vs Santa looked promising...

Lukiebear

"I have the shark you want!" said Santa. "Now give me back my beard!"

Fillmore

Even Rabbi Tannenbaum had to admit that the new Pope had a great sense of humor.

Bastrop

The Pale Rider began to wonder if this town was worth protecting after all.

Metapop

Snake, your active camoflague is malfunctioning! Get out of there! Snake?

SNAAAAAAKE?

Mei Ling

Yeah, the Japanese have beaches, but don't ever visit one...

BritneysWig

Nice shark Santa.....thanks, nice invisible dog dickhead

Cripes

"I'm sorry I must be in the wrong craption..."

Quicksilver
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