Craptions Classics September 19, 2006

The last thing Michael Jackson will ever see

JHo

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Tommy was not going into timeout, and he fucking meant it.

Train

"The South will rise again," they said. And it did. But after it got bored of that, the South went to Mikey's house to play Madden 2007.

Dead Uncle Fred

Bobby wore his lucky medal. It had saved his father from fake gun noises during the kindergarden wars of '88 and he was sure it would save him too.

Macabre

McDonald's decision to stop giving toys with their Happy Meals would be something they would regret.

Nostra

FOR GLORY! FOR HONOR! FOR AFTERNOON SNACKS WITH JUICE!

destructoball

perhaps the south was taking the term 'infantry' a little TOO literally

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...But the Borg quickly adapted to BANG BANG noises.

Linux fan

The Little Rascals totally thought they were ready to take on the forces of Mordor. They were wrong.

Senor Taco

Thomas Edison's secret weapon, the 'Rejuvenation Ray', had a devastating effect on enemy forces at Gettysburg. By the end of the day, nearly all of these veteran Confederate soldiers had been spanked and sent to bed early.

Yosef

Just another day in the Young Republicans Club.

Jamie

White kids finally got sick of pretending to like rap music.

MC Killah Kraka

This year we will be replacing Math with Rebellion: Theory and Practice.

McNerd

With a demonic gleam in his eyes, the son of Satan mobilized his army...

Ayers

Billy found the bag of white powder in his father's wardrobe, and, soon after, shared it with the rest of the neighborhood kids.

Coke Machine
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