Craptions Classics September 15, 2006

"Only one to go," the ostrich turner said to himself.

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This was the last image of Greg before the Ostriches took out the camera man and him.

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For a moment, John pondered whether ostrich piercing would take off and make him the millionaire ostrich farmer he always dreamed of becoming.

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The glue had to work. His uncle must never know.

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Lucy sighed. She had just finished talking about how she hated humans and she could tell from the look in Tim's eye that there was one standing right behind her.

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Dad, get the Gomco Clamp. I found the Jewish one.

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After years of beatings, Meanrock Destructotron found his place as an ostrich farmer.

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Oh yeah? Well the new Final Fantasy XVIII's gonna have 4D-live-scanned hi-res ostriches in it, Captain Anus! It's gonna rule, Dick Holster!

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