Craptions Classics September 04, 2006

"Gentlemen. I appologize, but Microsoft Excel keeps locking up on me. So if you'll take a look out the window I've constructed a human pie chart."

Tetraform

Other Craptions

The new cloning device allowed scientists to answer age-old questions. For example, who would win in a fight: an army of linebackers, or an army of Gilligans?

Jifted Kid

Peter Jackson's Chess

Detonator

Blue Shirt, Red Neckerchief and white hat? The fashion police just couldn’t let this one slide.

dap

The rioting riot police were quickly subdued by their mothers.

Linux fan

Chaos descended rapidly at the Spy vs Spy convention.

andyourlittledogtoo

The fighting abruptly ceased as Michael Jacksons 'Black or White' was played over the PA.

Jonoloficus

If every kid really did grow up to be a cowboy or an astronaut...

Phenster

Halftime show at the Othello Championship.

Anonymous

The negro Pac-Man struck in the nick of time, eating the ghost while he was flashing blue and white.

T-Bone

The black army and the white army finally decided to work together. That rebel with the blue scarf had to be stopped, at all costs.

shadowman

it was only tuesday evening and Jim was trippin balls.

sizzzzle

German troops invade France.

John Law

Ever the optimist, Jenkins felt that cleaning visors would improve the situation.

Vedaine

It would take an army to find the real Gilligan. No, no, wait...two armies

C'mon
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