Craptions Classics February 12, 2006

"Goddamnit Midas!"

King Saffron

Other Craptions

IT'S CHEESUS! He was cultured for your sins!

After Thou

The cult couldn't quite decide whether the golden shower from their god was a good omen or a bad one.

Linux fan

With tourist dollars dwindling, Elwood Nebraska decided to cash in on an arbitrary annual event. "Mustard Festival" appeared to be the only one not yet taken.

TurdHeart

The yellow defenders watched the orange onslaught overwhelm their defences, and planned their last stand.

Sualocin

Soon the mice would come, as the prophets foresaw

eaea

CheeseFest 2010 - The cheddar area is for only the most hardcore of fans.

xredleg

If rain is god crying... what the hell is this!?

FaultyNinja

Sammy Hagar was right.
There is only one way to rock.

Bushido Brown

"hey bob?" "yeah?" "why the hell did you get on my shoulders just to take a piss on everyone?"

dadragonlover

The real-actor Mac'N'Cheese commercial could only end in tragedy.

redsense

sprinfield enters a strange new dimision

alexxm

jkjgtjhgtrjjrhgjhtrj and more info

asd

Gods wrath for sinners takes an imaginative new turn.

At_Your_Service
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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