Craptions Classics February 12, 2006

"Goddamnit Midas!"

King Saffron

Other Craptions

IT'S CHEESUS! He was cultured for your sins!

After Thou

The cult couldn't quite decide whether the golden shower from their god was a good omen or a bad one.

Linux fan

With tourist dollars dwindling, Elwood Nebraska decided to cash in on an arbitrary annual event. "Mustard Festival" appeared to be the only one not yet taken.


The yellow defenders watched the orange onslaught overwhelm their defences, and planned their last stand.


Soon the mice would come, as the prophets foresaw


CheeseFest 2010 - The cheddar area is for only the most hardcore of fans.


If rain is god crying... what the hell is this!?


Sammy Hagar was right.
There is only one way to rock.

Bushido Brown

"hey bob?" "yeah?" "why the hell did you get on my shoulders just to take a piss on everyone?"


The real-actor Mac'N'Cheese commercial could only end in tragedy.


sprinfield enters a strange new dimision


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Gods wrath for sinners takes an imaginative new turn.

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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