Craptions Classics August 20, 2006

President Bush smiled. The EthnoMagnet was finally complete. Now all he had to do was find a way to set it to "Mexican" and his immigration woes would be over.

JabberBody

Other Craptions

Having run out of barrels, Donkey Kong now tosses Malaysian kids at Mario.

Dead Uncle Fred

The floor space was pretty good for a Tokyo apartment, but the elevators needed some work.

AdrielFisher

"Haha! You lost Jin! I didn't say 'Simon Says'."

Zern

With a terrifying squawk, the Asian of prey swoops down for the kill.

Linux fan

Suddenly the spell wore off and all of the pidgeons turned back into children.

Breathing Meat

Jeff suddenly realised there was a flaw with his "human carrier pigeon" idea.

Paddy

Thanks to the Konami code, he had 8 more lives after the fall.

ElCrispy

"I just flew in from Taiwan, and boy, are my arms tired!"

Senor Taco

Newly circumcised boys were told it would prevent falling.

Belinda

It was the biggest trampoline ever.

Super Fabulous

I can see my house from here!

Truthiness

Man, those Malaysian kids REALLY fucking need an Xbox or something.

BritneysWig
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