Craptions Classics August 12, 2006

"March to Isengard?" said Greenleaf the Ent. "Fuck that, I m getting my car".

Sarlas

Other Craptions

With the new marijuana-laced cars, cops would never suspect that dealers were importing cocaine.

rikitybridge

"When cars die, their bodies become grass, and the deer eat that grass. You see Simba, that's the Circle of Life."

Detonator

Fred knew it had been a while since he washed the car, but he never suspected there was enough dirt on it support agriculture.

Revtim

Ford releases its latest grass guzzler.

dorfmeister

Next morning, Jack awoke early and went into the garden. "I wonder what became of those magical pinto beans," he said to himself as he walked.

Linux fan

Introducing the New Chameleon Mobile
PARK ANYWHERE

Kaniki

Oddly enough, Chia Cars never sold well in the US.

StinkyCheeseMan

“Timmy, I told you. You ain’t getting your allowance before you mow the car”

Willy

"... so what colors does it come in again?"

cs5

"Wanted: Captain Planet needs new sidekick who won't leave the Dirtmobile OUT IN THE RAIN! I'm talking to you, Rusty!"

Benign Robot

Ninjas need cars too.

Super Fabulous

The more casual camoflauge.

kami

Toyota is taking the concept of the "green car" way too literally.

Truthiness

Ironically, the green car had a very poor gas mileage.

BritneysWig
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