Craptions Classics February 10, 2006

When Uncle Sam blows his load, no woman is ever the same


Other Craptions

So Jenny's corpse was inside the pinata the whole time!

Linux fan

Mary-Jane discovered there's a world of fun to be had at the Republican Convention, wtih the help of a little mescaline.


As the onlookers watched Robbie's lifeless body, they knew it wouldn't be long before the 37th child would be tossed from the 37th floor.


Is an American Beauty prequel really necessary?

some guy

"Mr. President, one of your daughters passed out on crack cocaine again."
"Which one is it?"

"The ugly one."


"Did you have fun? Good, I hope it was worth it, BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO CLEAN THIS SHIT UP!!!"


Little Jonny makes an angel out of the tick-a-tape at the annual Republican Convention. As at even his tender age, he can see that only God can save us now.


"Viva La France!"


Steelers fan found dead in sea of confetti!

Harmonic Idiot

It was Captain America's last wish: to be cremated and his remains shared with the people


Banking off the success of an Oscar winner, American Beauty: Junior High was delivered to an audience that, strangely enough, only consisted of 40 year old men.


When they found the boy under millions of dominoes, it was already too late.

No Way!
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