Craptions Classics August 05, 2006

Look man, I was only milking her! It's my job!

Salco

Other Craptions

I'm sorry Jim, but this really is the only cure for cancer.

DeathPirate

The reflexes bordering on the supernatural, the bull caught the falling man just inches from the ground. He truly was hero of the day.

Zombie Hobbit

phil was beginning to have second thoughts about participating in the "breakdancing with bulls" competition.

bones

Judomaster Jing practicing his backflip bullthrow

Jingmaster

Bull, "dude why do you smell like shit?"

Akiko Suki

I said light it, not sniff it, you silly cow!

Nick

After coming out of the bathroom he clutched the newspaper he was reading, realizing his bullshit was following him.

showti

NEVER wear white after Labour Day.

Super Fabulous

"Awww, he likes you..."

Dude

He should have just given him the sports page...

yo-yo

Bull: DAMN those shoes are sweet!

n00b
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