Craptions Classics February 09, 2006

It was the most awkward shit either of the men had ever taken, but what really bothered them was the guy standing behind taking pictures.

monk

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Even when they weren't working as "Big Oil" executives, Bob and Jeff took every opportunity to crap on the environment

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LOOK AT THOSE HUGE HANDS!

yota73190

Frank - Dude, you know when we where in high school and said that someday we would get high and take a shit outside overlooking the Swiss Alps? I never really thought we'd do it man..... Ben - Yeah man....yeah....Like Styx says...These Are The Best

Blip1969

Frank - Dude, you know when we where in high school and said that someday we would get high and take a shit outside overlooking the Swiss Alps? I never really thought we'd do it man..... Ben - Yeah man....yeah....Like Styx says...These Are The Be

Blip1969

"You know, it's a really beautiful view. Kinda romantic... Steve?" [Awkward silence]

evilbunnyslayer

The sheer awsomeness of this ,once in a lifetime, view was matched only by the excruciating pain surging through their frozen buttocks.

Gakus
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