Craptions Classics July 28, 2006

how does a polar bear know what apples is??

wtf

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Give a bear an apple, and you'll feed him for a day. Give a bear 16 apples encased in ice, and you'll seriously fuck him up.

Bob

The apples froze. The polar bear was back.

Kuartz

"STAY CALM, I'M GOING FOR HELP!"

McNerd

"Revenge," the Wildlife Management employee laughed menacingly, "is a dish best served cold..."

Mike

Bobbing for apples in the arctic isn't quite the same.

Mr K

The apples tried desperately to escape their icy prison and eat the delicious polar bear, but it was no use.

TheSecondComing

Experiment #5692: Can polar bears cry?

Sean Gray

Lost continued to astound audiences in Season 3 with their ever powerfully emotive and completly logical story arcs.

Nyradural

Now you stay in there and think about what you did!

Linux fan

The bear laughed to itself. The penguins always buried their apples in the same place.

Spawnfree

wtf this is just like pointless waste of time?!?!?!?

BatSnatchFever

I'm about to go extinct because of lack of food. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Johnnyboy0358

In Soviet Russia, you pay tooth fairy!

AngryRantingBob

Unlike Humans, the abominable snow man can not digest apples.

DeathPirate
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