Other Craptions

Give a bear an apple, and you'll feed him for a day. Give a bear 16 apples encased in ice, and you'll seriously fuck him up.

The apples froze. The polar bear was back.

"STAY CALM, I'M GOING FOR HELP!"

"Revenge," the Wildlife Management employee laughed menacingly, "is a dish best served cold..."

Bobbing for apples in the arctic isn't quite the same.

The apples tried desperately to escape their icy prison and eat the delicious polar bear, but it was no use.

Experiment #5692: Can polar bears cry?

Lost continued to astound audiences in Season 3 with their ever powerfully emotive and completly logical story arcs.

Now you stay in there and think about what you did!

The bear laughed to itself. The penguins always buried their apples in the same place.

wtf this is just like pointless waste of time?!?!?!?

I'm about to go extinct because of lack of food. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

In Soviet Russia, you pay tooth fairy!

Unlike Humans, the abominable snow man can not digest apples.

The park rangers test a new, cheaper method of trapping polar bears by getting their tongues stuck to the ice blocks.

"And I only got these applesfor a measly three bucks! Can you believe that?"

STUPID BABIES!!!

foxes were trying out thier new "apple glacier mints" on their artic test group

After purchasing a misguided manual on how to seamlessly blend into Earth's natural environment, the Applenians piloted their tour cube inside the first mammal they saw.

"Where are you're comrads, now?!"

The bear thought about it a while and came to the conclusion that the fastest way to get to the apples was to melt the ice with his breath.

Early experiments with teleporter technology resulted in a few unfortunate results

"You better hurry, Ethel! Dinner's gettin' cold!"