Craptions Classics February 08, 2006

As the nuns rushed to the scene, young Bobby threw open the portal to hell.


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In other parts of the world, having a kickass game of Halo meant something entirely different


Little Timmy Shakes hands with Invisible-Jesus.


Sister Maria knew no sight could ever be as beautiful as children playing frisbee on a beautiful day. The exercise would increase their flavor tenfold.


Little Timmy would be wheelchair-bound for the rest of his life, but Sister Josephine regretted nothing – her flying tackle in the dying seconds had won the game for the nun team.

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Who says catholic schools are strict. Here Timmy gets to grope his favorite angelic nun.


it was a race for the last known chosen one. Who will win?


Sister Agatha scowled. THe children had stolen her halo for the last time. There would be Hell to pay.


Thats the smallest UFO i've ever seen


All they wanted was her damn halo


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