Other Craptions

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

Sure, when they do it it's called art, but when I do it it's homicide.

Sometimes Spider-Man forgets about the criminals he captured earlier that day.

All the ladies flocked to the wall once they heard that there were several well hung men there just hanging out.

"All in all, I guess we're just another brick in the wall." "Steve, for the love of God, please shut the fuck up and help us figure out how to safely get free."

Further evidence that the city's jails are overpopulated.

"Quick, get the Raid. We have to kill them all before they hatch!"

"Mary Jane began to suspect Spiderman had Alzheimer's disease in his old age."

"So, do you boys still think you don't need no education or thought control?"

"The internet is people! It's people!"

Skynet: Origins

The $19.99 sleeping arrangements at the Ritz were a little unorthodox.

"Tonight, on an all new To Catch A Predator..."

Looking back, the factory's exterior really should have given away that Soylent Green was people.

"I was at the grocery store when the clerk asked me if I wanted paper or plastic. I told him to use whatever bag he wanted. He then got a weird smile on his face, I blacked out and the next thing I know, here I am."

"The first rule about Netclub......"

In Alabama prisons, the Governors cutbacks extend to not buying bird seed.

I. Fucking. Hate. Spiders.

"Get the hose, Earl. We got bat-people."

The hobo harvest will be good this year

Jim was a very organized pedophile.

"We run our prison a bit differently than everyone else."

Sacks Fifth Avenue?

That's the last time I mix pizza and Ambien.

Why have a sex swing if you can't reach it?

Dear Mom and Dad. Hi! I'm doing great! Mexico City is nice. I don't understand what the big fuss is about. I haven't seen ANY violence. Oh, hold on, someone's at the d...

"What can I say? When you run out of beds and they keep sending you more prisoners, you have to get creative."

"You sure about adopting from this place, honey?"

IT'S A TRAP!

Talk about getting nailed in the sack...

...and when I emerge from my cocoon I will be the most beautiful butterfly ever!

In just a few more days they will be radiation free.

The Chinese may have brutal methods of capital punishment, but you can't deny the sense of humor.

A bird in the bag is worth years of nightmares.

Next week on The Biggest Human Catch.

"That's the last time I take Hannibal Lecter fishing."

"Well, if that doesn't cure their sleepwalking, I don't know what will."

Spiderman is an asshole when drunk

"Man, I am going to have net marks on my ass in the morning...!"

"And you said that buying a catapult would be just a waste of the city's resources."

Being a bagman for the mob isn't as glamorous as Hollywood makes it seem.

Haha, he's going to wake up with the weirdest pattern on his face!

Hammock: Your doing it wrong.

So, that's what they ended up doing with the drunken sailor.

Hangar? I never even met her!

"I bag my fair share of chicks."

This is what happens to Craptions cheaters...!

This looks fun and whimsical and all until you see the street beneath them

Working desperately to become just another brick in the wall, I see