Craptions Classics April 11, 2011

Clown suicides are way more fun to investigate.

Rockout

Other Craptions

For some people, it's a sock on the door. Matt, however, was not as subtle about notifying his roommate that he was getting laid.

koolfking

Silly string theory.

Deleterious

The inmates' escape plan not only worked, but was FAB-U-LOUS!

jtklove

Rainbow Brite's first period was an unexpected but colorful delight.

Mario!!!

At 4:20 pm, Eastern Time, the cotton candy achieved sentience. Humanity never stood a chance.

Glorpinator

"Wanna see an artist cry? Hand me a pair of scissors."

jtklove

And that was the second time I was banned from the chemistry lab.

Mario!!!

At the Institute For Cat Toy Research.

ButtChocolate

"We can't stop here. This is acrobat country!"

Glorpinator

Honey, did you turn off the slurpee machine before we left?

Leonidis

"…and by continuing the incision along the indigo, we can examine the entire digestive tract of the rainbow."

Wonkypops

I... don't want to see the porn being made in there. I think.

oskhen

Uh-oh. Looks as though the Glorpinator has escaped again.

Fkelleghan

You know, you should have been a little more discreet, stealing cable is a federal offense.

cireone
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