Clown suicides are way more fun to investigate.
For some people, it's a sock on the door. Matt, however, was not as subtle about notifying his roommate that he was getting laid.
Silly string theory.
The inmates' escape plan not only worked, but was FAB-U-LOUS!
Rainbow Brite's first period was an unexpected but colorful delight.
At 4:20 pm, Eastern Time, the cotton candy achieved sentience. Humanity never stood a chance.
"Wanna see an artist cry? Hand me a pair of scissors."
And that was the second time I was banned from the chemistry lab.
At the Institute For Cat Toy Research.
"We can't stop here. This is acrobat country!"
Honey, did you turn off the slurpee machine before we left?
"…and by continuing the incision along the indigo, we can examine the entire digestive tract of the rainbow."
I... don't want to see the porn being made in there. I think.
You know, you should have been a little more discreet, stealing cable is a federal offense.
Uh-oh. Looks as though the Glorpinator has escaped again.