Craptions Classics April 08, 2011

The fourth little pigs house was made of ramen.

hadleydb

Other Craptions

"...and I named THIS piece 'Golden Shower'....why is everyone laughing?"

jtklove

Penne for your thoughts

Leonidis

The First Pastafarian Church of Springfield was finally complete. FSM would be proud.

Rockout

My other house is also a side-dish.

Deleterious

When the wind blows, it plays 'Volare'.

Wonkypops

People who live in spaghetti houses shouldn't throw sauce.

jtklove

“Suzuki-San, when you borrowed money from me to start up your own noodle house, this is not what I thought you meant.”

Mario!!!

"So after I rescued her from the tower, we decided that it was just more practical to cut it."

HMS_Ford

If you built it, they will say: "Dude, what the fuck?"

Glorpinator

"Pasta la vista, baby!"

Glorpinator

In Soviet Russia, spaghetti strains YOU!

Backinblack

The special effects for the transporter in early Star Trek episodes were even worse than you remember.

Mario!!!

When the Borg invaded Oz, even the Scarecrow got assimilated.

satanity

The city wanted to know how they were going to dispose of the thousands of packets of chicken flavoring.

chicagopoetry
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