Craptions Classics April 07, 2011

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Wow, an alligator made entirely out of wasted time.

mess

"No, Mom, he's my science project. I'll do it."

Glorpinator

Must be a male crocodile... you can tell by its nuts...

FrostLight

Believe it or not, but this is an ad for a British dentist.

Wonkypops

And yet my car won't be ready for another week.

maufaux

Please, spay or neuter your evil reptile killbot.

jtklove

"€and so the circle of life is complete, as they return to the junkyard of their birth to lay their eggs."

Wonkypops

The SteamPunk version of 'Peter Pan'.

Wonkypops

I don't know what this is, but it tried to rape my toaster.

PopeAwesomeXIII

Laugh all you want. It keeps squirrels and those goddamn kids off my lawn.

jtklove

"Tik tock in the croc, but the party don't stop."

Glorpinator

Battle: Florida.

ButtChocolate

Having no sweat glands, they release heat through their forward manifold intake.

Wonkypops

It looks fierce, but can easily be captured using a single junkyard magnet.

Wonkypops
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