Other Craptions

Wow, an alligator made entirely out of wasted time.

"No, Mom, he's my science project. I'll do it."

Must be a male crocodile... you can tell by its nuts...

Believe it or not, but this is an ad for a British dentist.

And yet my car won't be ready for another week.

Please, spay or neuter your evil reptile killbot.

"…and so the circle of life is complete, as they return to the junkyard of their birth to lay their eggs."

The SteamPunk version of 'Peter Pan'.

I don't know what this is, but it tried to rape my toaster.

Laugh all you want. It keeps squirrels and those goddamn kids off my lawn.

"Tik tock in the croc, but the party don't stop."

Battle: Florida.

Having no sweat glands, they release heat through their forward manifold intake.

It looks fierce, but can easily be captured using a single junkyard magnet.

Because "Termigator" is awesome!

Bobby won the science fair by default.

Some Louisiana animals have adapted quickly since the oil spill.

"So, it's made from all recycled parts? Well, that's something of a relief, I suppose."

If you see this thing in the swamp, you're screwed.

You're a child. Yes you. If you read this and think "Is he talking about me?" Then yes I probably am. Enjoy voting yourself to victory!!!

Those oil-based tears don't fool me.

Aluminium-Lithium-Gallium-Tellerium-R

It's those damn metal sting rays I'm worried about

Seriously, Hollywood? The TermiGator? Oh, but he's voiced by Arnold, sweet.

"There ain't nuthin' you can do fer 'em once the rust sets sets in."

Future golf scares the piss out of me

The Tinman shed a tear. "I'm sorry I threw into the scrapyard years ago."

The Sci-Fi Channels special effects are getting better!!

If you see this mouth, you'd better bolt or you'll get screwed.

"Hey John! Like my new BBQ Grill?"

Termigator?! ROFLMAO!!!

Crocodildo

Holy shit -- even our swamps have been assimilated!

It was supposed to be a coffee table, but screw the instructions, I'm a man!

Crocodile dentist was a sweet game, I guess I never grew out of it.

You really don't understand how to build a kiddie ride, do you?

Pictured: Me before my first cup of coffee in the morning.

I was wrong earlier...THIS is the scariest vibrator ever!

We don't talk about show and tell anymore

Titanigator.

In Alabama, this lawn ornament is WAY more popular than gnomes.

"Cool recycling project, Dave."

"Tenderly, the mother carries its own welding gear in its mouth…"

We're very proud of our son. He's going to be either a welder or a serial rapist.

Why are there always more washers than bolts in the box?

Metalligator.

Ironic, isn't it?

Survival tip- always carry a crowbar, a car jack and a twelve bore.

Looks like people have been dumping metal parts down the sewers again.