Craptions Classics April 06, 2011

Sorry, Mr. Parker, The Spidermobile is just not as cool as the Batmobile.

Mothra24

Other Craptions

Our company cars come with unusual strings attached.

87gn

"I'm sorry sir, OnStar's policies don't cover neon tentacle rape."

Joey_09876

Don't you hate it when you're on your way to 1955 and you run out of gas?

TroidDoes

When Skynet merged with OnStar, the results were immediately noticeable...

Joey_09876

I wonder why Japanese cars are so cheap this year?

chicagopoetry

In Russia, traffic lights stop you.

satanity

"Um, Doc? I think you may have been wrong about not needing roads..."

Glorpinator

"Sir we have diagrammed where all the bullets entered and exited the cars. It's lucky Charlie Sheen doesn't perform drive by shootings more often."

hadleydb

“Hello Geico? You might want to send out a claims agent, because you’re not gonna believe this shit.”

Mario!!!

Welcome to the Toyota Matrix...

Joey_09876

"I swear to you, Officer! Those neon lights came out of NOWHERE!"

Glorpinator

"Oh, so THAT's the GPS. Which button did I push?"

oskhen

And that was the last time Spider-Man ever dropped acid.

Mario!!!

This ought to kill the roadrunner! Now which string do I cut...Let's see...

AlainaHammond
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