Craptions Classics April 03, 2011

Inside his pockets? Whole bunch of Trojans.

AlainaHammond

Other Craptions

"Could you please point out which pinata assaulted you?"

Chris Berglund

I know we parked by the giant papier mache ass-head. Is there more than one?

87gn

Big Boy restaurants had to undergo some drastic image changes to infiltrate the hippie-festival market.

ButtChocolate

Hey kids, come hit the pinata! It's filled with candy and nightmares!

TroidDoes

The International Bobble Head Convention had a huge turnout this year.

hadleydb

Unfortunately, this defined an entire generation.

HMS_Ford

"Oh, sure, here it's a whimsical little art display, but when I do this, it's all "Sir, you're under arrest for public intoxication & indecent exposure." Fascists!"

Glorpinator

Most people who meet José Cuervo in person immediately want a shot of tequila.

Mario!!!

Ew! That woman is picking her nose!

Deleterious

"Where did you get that Klondike bar & what did you do for it?! Please, tell me!"

Glorpinator

Some illegal border crossers are more alien than others.

Mario!!!

No thanks. I brought my own candy.

87gn

Not many people know that Richard Nixon and Aunt Jemima had a love child.

Mario!!!

The Trojan Mexican is ready.

oskhen
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