Inside his pockets? Whole bunch of Trojans.
"Could you please point out which pinata assaulted you?"
I know we parked by the giant papier mache ass-head. Is there more than one?
Big Boy restaurants had to undergo some drastic image changes to infiltrate the hippie-festival market.
Hey kids, come hit the pinata! It's filled with candy and nightmares!
The International Bobble Head Convention had a huge turnout this year.
Unfortunately, this defined an entire generation.
"Oh, sure, here it's a whimsical little art display, but when I do this, it's all "Sir, you're under arrest for public intoxication & indecent exposure." Fascists!"
Most people who meet José Cuervo in person immediately want a shot of tequila.
Ew! That woman is picking her nose!
"Where did you get that Klondike bar & what did you do for it?! Please, tell me!"
Some illegal border crossers are more alien than others.
Charlie Sheen's second show didn't go so well despite the changes made.
The Trojan Mexican is ready.
Big Brother is watching. He's already spotted Waldo, a nose-picker and a Klondike bar.