Other Craptions

"Could you please point out which pinata assaulted you?"

I know we parked by the giant papier mache ass-head. Is there more than one?

Big Boy restaurants had to undergo some drastic image changes to infiltrate the hippie-festival market.

Hey kids, come hit the pinata! It's filled with candy and nightmares!

The International Bobble Head Convention had a huge turnout this year.

Unfortunately, this defined an entire generation.

"Oh, sure, here it's a whimsical little art display, but when I do this, it's all "Sir, you're under arrest for public intoxication & indecent exposure." Fascists!"

Most people who meet José Cuervo in person immediately want a shot of tequila.

Ew! That woman is picking her nose!

"Where did you get that Klondike bar & what did you do for it?! Please, tell me!"

Some illegal border crossers are more alien than others.

No thanks. I brought my own candy.

Not many people know that Richard Nixon and Aunt Jemima had a love child.

The Trojan Mexican is ready.

Fun Fact: Led Zeppelin's "Trampled Underfoot" was actually based on one of the most disturbing incidents ever to occur at a concert of theirs.

Big Brother is watching. He's already spotted Waldo, a nose-picker and a Klondike bar.

Charlie Sheen's second show didn't go so well despite the changes made.

Honestly, what could be more horrifying than a hot girl picking her nose? Oh...

Next up: Godzilla versus Mulletron.

Nixon's disguise was working until he erased the band's tapes.

Burning Man tackles political issues

In Troy, Michigan crowds idolized this gift from Canada. Little did they know, 30 fatties would escape during the night and raid all the concession stands looking for maple syrup. (apologies to Leaf and all Trojans)

Mom?

Hello... is it me you're looking for?

Chi-Chi Rodríguez lines up his birdie putt on the 9th green.

The Jew Piñata: If you're afraid your childen will be too PC

Burning, man? Intense, urinary burning?

Don't stand behind it.

"I'd hit that so hard... it'd crush everyone underneath it, I suppose."

Hey, do you think anyone here has some pot? Sigh...sarcasm just doesn't translate well in print.

In response to Pink Floyd having an inflatible pig, Phish does something similar.

There's not candy in the piñata is there? That's not a piñata is it? Damn...

Scientologists' crucifixes have a few peculiarities.

Jeff Dunhams's new character; Salvadore Dolly (on a stick)

"Hey Cheech. I think you got a little too high, man."

James always cleared out the mosh pit at every concert.

This monument stands on the site of Rita's Whorehouse and Penicillin dispensary.

"According to the periscope, the humans don't suspect a thing…"

Something tells me this new Cheech and Chong movie is going to be a hit

Not all of the people of Easter Island died out. Some immigrated to South America and mixed into the indigenous population.

"Pee at last! Pee at last! Thank God Almighty, I can pee at last!"

The Big Giant Head will see you now...

Can't bring down that dictator; he'd crush you all

I've got a weird feeling, Mulder.

"Yes, you were right and I'm glad we brought sun screen. But there's no need to get a big head about it."

But apart from that, Crucifixes in the Orthodox Church are the same as in the Catholic Church.

Is that lip or chin?

The other design for the iconic Che Guevara would have been fatal to Communism if it had gained any popularity at all.

Moments before the stage diving incident that killed ten people.