Craptions Classics April 01, 2011

It's good to see Gary Coleman is still getting work.

riff_tricky

Other Craptions

Sadly, Pinocchio's life as a real boy was tragically short. On the bright side, though, he was able to go back to being a puppet.

Diasdiem

"Someday I'll make it as a ventriloquist" - Tim Burton

frank_train

Might want to feed the kid Dave.

TroidDoes

"Yes, I know that was frightening. I promise to never make you visit the pound again."

LaughingTarget

He ain't heavy....He's my brother....

mabogo

Sex Ed class in North Korea.

Deleterious

No fair, we can't see if his lips move.

NoneTheKaiser

This is the second worst ventriloquist act I've been to today

SonOfSanta

E-harmony does it again.

McFancyFeast

Tim Burton's "Titanic"

FrostLight

"Psst. I have a secret to tell you. I see dead people."

Glorpinator

We come for your soul, but we stay for the entertainment.

bcanders

They really need to flesh this out

Wacoan
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