Craptions Classics March 31, 2011

Their plan had worked beautifully. They were able to cross the border completely undetected.

Glorpinator

Other Craptions

City budget cuts forced them to combine their Cinco de Mayo and gay pride parades.

RodneyHardman

"What do you mean, you weren't expecting the Spanish Inquisition?"

Glorpinator

I don't want ANY of that Captain in me.

Mothra24

"And I, for one, welcome our new Mariachi overlords."

Glorpinator

Your move Fashion Police.

maufaux

Come spring time, the wild Hernandez spreads his plumage in order to attract a mate.

metsfan

On the way to his job interview, Bob cursed himself for not doing laundry more often.

Malaclips

What eHarmony doesn't tell you.

Axplace

When we arrived in Hell, we expected to see devils with pitchforks surrounded by fire and brimstone. But what we actually saw was much more terrifying.

satanity

Things got a little cheap and tacky when Walmart replaced Macy's as the main sponsor of the Thanksgiving Day parade in New York City.

billfold

Some Renaissance fairs looked a little strange back in the 60€™s.

Mario!!!

William John, while quite flamboyant in his own right, never had the talent of his older brother Elton.

maufaux

€œThat€™s it. I€™m never dropping acid at our homecoming parade again.€

Mario!!!
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