Their plan had worked beautifully. They were able to cross the border completely undetected.
City budget cuts forced them to combine their Cinco de Mayo and gay pride parades.
"What do you mean, you weren't expecting the Spanish Inquisition?"
I don't want ANY of that Captain in me.
"And I, for one, welcome our new Mariachi overlords."
Your move Fashion Police.
Come spring time, the wild Hernandez spreads his plumage in order to attract a mate.
On the way to his job interview, Bob cursed himself for not doing laundry more often.
What eHarmony doesn't tell you.
When we arrived in Hell, we expected to see devils with pitchforks surrounded by fire and brimstone. But what we actually saw was much more terrifying.
Things got a little cheap and tacky when Walmart replaced Macy's as the main sponsor of the Thanksgiving Day parade in New York City.
Some Renaissance fairs looked a little strange back in the 60’s.
"Hey Jillian? Why did you make the vest half pink? Now everyone will think I'm gay."
William John, while quite flamboyant in his own right, never had the talent of his older brother Elton.