Craptions Classics March 30, 2011

"I have many skeletons in my closet, but these are my favorite."

hadleydb

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Skeletor's bachelor party was AWESOME.

jtklove

Can you describe the dance troupe that ate your baby?

bcanders

Trust me, when the cover charge is only 2 pesos at a Tijuana strip club, you want them to keep the masks on.

Mario!!!

If necrophilia is still wrong, I don't want to be right.

foxyfalcon

Girls Night Out of the Living Dead

Glorpinator

"No Carol, I don't give a damn how good their personalities are."

RodneyHardman

Alright, who's the wise guy who opened the Ark of the Covenant?

WarrenMockles

"Bob, the one on the left just gave me her eye." "You mean she gave you the eye, don't you Mike?" "Um, no. Look it's a blue one."

satanity

What happens in Eternia, stays in Eternia.

Glorpinator

Why do all of my sex dreams turn horrifying?

foxyfalcon

If you can't get rid of the skeletons in your closet, you might as well teach them to belly dance.

Mario!!!

In the end, the lapdance would cost $20, plus one virgin soul, which unfortunately was not hard to come by.

MarkJ.Lucas

They can't believe they got college credit for this either.

Abaddonalpha

Three Whores of the Apocalypse. Famine was late for practice and they kicked her out of the group.

Mothra24
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