Craptions Classics March 29, 2011

Alan vs Predator

Mario!!!

Other Craptions

I see Whoopie Goldberg has aged well.

burnsabowl

"Great Steve. Now everyone knows its not real."

maufaux

You think those morons are still looking for us in the sewer?

87gn

Yeah, look...you're nice and everything, but maybe this Match.com thing isn't for me.

TroidDoes

Some illegal aliens are generally not harassed.

TroidDoes

African Predator tip-toes past Klu Klux Klan Spiderman.

Eat_Sith

“It’s not just my head. You won’t believe all the places I shaved to comfortably fit into this costume.”

Mario!!!

I feel like this is racist, I just haven't figured out how.

maufaux

You have to be careful when internet dating because there are a lot of sexual Predators online these days.

Mario!!!

“I can’t believe my mom forgot to iron my Spider-Man costume. Now it’s all wrinkly and makes me look like a total idiot.”

satanity

Your move, Justice League of America.

Glorpinator

“It was either buying this kick-ass Predator costume or paying for my Mom’s heart transplant. Her funeral is tomorrow.”

Mario!!!

Suddenly, nerds.

Abaddonalpha

"We are two wild & crazy guys!"

Glorpinator
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