Alan vs Predator
I see Whoopie Goldberg has aged well.
"Great Steve. Now everyone knows its not real."
You think those morons are still looking for us in the sewer?
Yeah, look...you're nice and everything, but maybe this Match.com thing isn't for me.
Some illegal aliens are generally not harassed.
African Predator tip-toes past Klu Klux Klan Spiderman.
“It’s not just my head. You won’t believe all the places I shaved to comfortably fit into this costume.”
I feel like this is racist, I just haven't figured out how.
“I can’t believe my mom forgot to iron my Spider-Man costume. Now it’s all wrinkly and makes me look like a total idiot.”
You have to be careful when internet dating because there are a lot of sexual Predators online these days.
Your move, Justice League of America.
“It was either buying this kick-ass Predator costume or paying for my Mom’s heart transplant. Her funeral is tomorrow.”
Mike...for the last time, you do NOT have a cloaking device, it's ONLY a costume and people CAN see you playing with yourself!