Other Craptions

"The water lines look fine right now, but I'm kinda wondering if the turtles doing karate will cause problems later."

Seriously, Frank, just let it go. I'll buy you another candy bar.

You feel sorry for him, but he is just holding the third guy.

"There has to be an easier way to enter Narnia, Dave."

Moments later, China learned the news. Six more weeks of winter.

John carried a fake pair of legs with him, so it would look like he was doing work.

Frank threatens to stand up, Carl threatens to fart, they share a laugh. The long days just fly by for these two friends.

Before Mario came along, attempts to rescue Princess Peach were much less graceful.

Next time, Steve would select truth

"So, which side did it land on? Heads or tails?"

At least he's wearing proper protection while his partner enters the manhole.

It's good they set up cones or this might be...you know...unsafe.

Unbeknownst to Jerry, the gators had had their way with his partner's upper body two hours ago.

“Hey Steve, hypothetically, would you rather get fucked in the ass or fall 50 feet to your death?”

“Gary, is this a bad time to tell you I’m a gay serial rapist and I’m off my medication?”

"Why are you wearing gloves, Dave?"

And somewhere, an OSHA representative's head exploded.

You laugh, but it was the best leg massage Paul had ever had.

Somewhere, on the opposite side of the globe, another "David Wong" holds a much more prestigious position.

"IT'S A BOY!"

“Bob, are you sure this is how we’re supposed to fix the traffic light? I don’t see any wires down here at all.”

And that was the second time I got ass raped on the job.

“See any alligators down there? No? That’s ok because there’s a great big python up here that you're about to meet.”

My co-worker's a total ass

"Do I hear... Banjos?"

Oddly, street yoga never caught on.

Some relationships advance far beyond the safe word.

Bruce felt confused and uncomfortable because his hat wasn't the only hard thing on his body anymore.

Brokeback Manhole.

“Mike, if you blow one more fart in my face, I swear to God you're going swimming in that sewer.”

Bob began to wonder if his Communications degree was a good idea.

Thinking he might not get another chance, Lee quickly confesses to sleeping with Jim's wife.

They were both proficient at electrical work, but needed a lot of help when it came to navigating ladders.

"All I need now are magic beans and some water," thought Trevor.

Both these men are using the rear entrance.

My Fortune Cookie warned me of this very thing!

All the parts were in place for a wild Friday night. But, unfortunately for Carl, Chan forgot to take off his watch.

"Forget the keys, Jimmy - we'll just call AAA."

“What do you mean this isn’t safe? We blocked off the area and are wearing protective hard hats and latex gloves aren’t we?”

"Is that the sewers I smell or did you have Mexican food for lunch again, Paul?"

Trust, it's what's for dinner.

There are times when no amount of pylons will make you feel safe

"My name is Rod Munch. And my partner's name is Ben Dover. Wait a minute. Why is that so funny to you?"

2 men, one hole?

"You think first next time you tell my sister you want to enter her hole headfirst and get lost!"

Please Mr Bader, don't ban me again, but I must point out that this photo too, is a craptions re-run!

Talk? Why no, Mr. Mario, I expect you to die!

"Was that you or the sewer?! Oh dude, does that stink! Sorry, but, I might have to drop you in there to get rid of the smell."

Getting Jim in the hole was the easy part, the hard part was getting everyone on the block to flush their toilets at once.