Craptions Classics March 28, 2011

"Okay okay - I see it. Fuck - it's a nickel, not a quarter. What a waste of time."

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

"The water lines look fine right now, but I'm kinda wondering if the turtles doing karate will cause problems later."

jtklove

Seriously, Frank, just let it go. I'll buy you another candy bar.

Diasdiem

You feel sorry for him, but he is just holding the third guy.

Lewton

"There has to be an easier way to enter Narnia, Dave."

Mothra24

Moments later, China learned the news. Six more weeks of winter.

TroidDoes

John carried a fake pair of legs with him, so it would look like he was doing work.

AlainaHammond

Frank threatens to stand up, Carl threatens to fart, they share a laugh. The long days just fly by for these two friends.

jtklove

Before Mario came along, attempts to rescue Princess Peach were much less graceful.

RussianRoulette

Next time, Steve would select truth

metsfan

"So, which side did it land on? Heads or tails?"

Glorpinator

At least he's wearing proper protection while his partner enters the manhole.

Glorpinator

It's good they set up cones or this might be...you know...unsafe.

jakflak

Unbeknownst to Jerry, the gators had had their way with his partner's upper body two hours ago.

MarkJ.Lucas

“Hey Steve, hypothetically, would you rather get fucked in the ass or fall 50 feet to your death?”

Mario!!!
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