Craptions Classics March 26, 2011

James looked to his left and started to walk away. He'd learned his lesson after that peach fiasco.

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

"Yes, I know we're Pitt University, I still think it's stupid."

Malaclips

Very funny, Google. NOT the juicy pair, I was looking for!

Glorpinator

Amazing! Those are the tiniest steps I have ever seen!

metsfan

"Hmm, I wonder if all the poor starving kids in Africa would appreciate this as being a thought provoking art piece."

Glorpinator

Fallout: New Vegans

Glorpinator

Some of Johnny Appleseed's genetic experiments got a little out of control.

Mario!!!

The Liliputians have had it up to here with Gulliver leaving his trash lying around where ever he happened to drop it.

Malaclips

Thinking he was alone, George was overcome with a sudden urge to moonwalk. So he did, and he moonwalked like no one had ever moonwalked before.

metsfan

The new French tanks look weird and don't shoot straight.

Axplace

Finally, an answer to the eternal enigma: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a 20 ft. pear?

Glorpinator

"I hate belonging to the Fruit of the Month Club, because they always send you more than you can eat before it goes rotten and you end up throwing a ton of it away."

satanity

Guacamolyclypse

jtklove

Choose your inception totem carefully, or at least make sure that you can dream a big enough fork lift to move it.

Wonkypops

"Fuck Miracle-Gro! Fertilizing your garden with HGH get's you way better results."

Mario!!!
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