Craptions Classics March 25, 2011

Johnny€™s recent science project got him placed on both the Dean€™s and Registered Sex Offender€™s list.

Mario!!!

Other Craptions

Apparently, science has decided that all the important stuff it had to do is finished.

Malaclips

Every straight male's fantasy: a dumb, plastic blonde who lights up at the thought of playing with balls.

Mothra24

Not many people knew that Nikola Tesla was a pedophile.

Mario!!!

Barbie-Q would prove to be Batman's deadliest foe yet.

Glorpinator

Despite her best efforts, nothing could electrify Christina Aguilera's dead career.

Mothra24

"Up for auction next is a vintage doll who needs a home. She has only killed 10 people since 1893. Starting bid is $500.00"

hadleydb

Remember girls, with Baby Bipolar, if you don't keep up with her electroshock therapy, she will start to cut herself.

Mario!!!

This doll goes to 11.

Mario!!!

Aw. How electro-cute.

Julius_Goat

THE SOULS OF YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE....mama mama....CURSE YOU PULL STRING!

foxyfalcon

"Third strike Pete, put the doll's pants back on and give me the camera"

metsfan

"Well, that proves it- she's a witch."

Wonkypops

Borders€™ €œBuy a Book or the Baby Gets Electrocuted€ sales campaign was an ill-conceived desperation move to stay in business against Amazon and e-books.

satanity

Never, EVER give a doll the shocker....in public...

Scytheus
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