Johnny€™s recent science project got him placed on both the Dean€™s and Registered Sex Offender€™s list.
Apparently, science has decided that all the important stuff it had to do is finished.
Every straight male's fantasy: a dumb, plastic blonde who lights up at the thought of playing with balls.
Not many people knew that Nikola Tesla was a pedophile.
Barbie-Q would prove to be Batman's deadliest foe yet.
Despite her best efforts, nothing could electrify Christina Aguilera's dead career.
"Up for auction next is a vintage doll who needs a home. She has only killed 10 people since 1893. Starting bid is $500.00"
Remember girls, with Baby Bipolar, if you don't keep up with her electroshock therapy, she will start to cut herself.
This doll goes to 11.
Aw. How electro-cute.
THE SOULS OF YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE....mama mama....CURSE YOU PULL STRING!
"Third strike Pete, put the doll's pants back on and give me the camera"
"Well, that proves it- she's a witch."
Borders€™ €œBuy a Book or the Baby Gets Electrocuted€ sales campaign was an ill-conceived desperation move to stay in business against Amazon and e-books.
Never, EVER give a doll the shocker....in public...